i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly
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i wish i had robot ears so i could listen to aphex twin :/
The Myth of The Itsy Bitsy Spider
This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each drop of that rain, each tubular inch of that slippery spout, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill an arachnid’s heart. One must imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy.
I’ve noticed that if I’m talking to someone and feel a sudden urge to masturbate it means they’re in to me
